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Funny WhatsApp Status and Messages

2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."

  

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one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

  

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shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

  

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Hi Friends..!

I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams
As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Minutes..
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Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!

  

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Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??

Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

  

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1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya?

1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D

  

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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
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Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
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Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!

  

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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
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Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !

  

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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha:-!

  

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# 0322

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..!

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. !

  

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# 0321

Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

Imaandar

Khubsurat

Tameezdaar

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Aur Talented

Insaan ho,
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Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !

  

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# 0320

Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!

  

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# 0319

THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
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1- "A Sleeping Baby."
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2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
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And The Third Most Innocent Face;
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3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D

  

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# 0318

~SOLID INSULT~

"When I See Your Face,
There is Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D

  

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# 0317

Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D

  

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# 0316

THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
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'
1- "A Sleeping Baby."
:
2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
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And The Third Most Innocent Face;
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3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D

  

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# 0315

I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 4
Subjects... ;-) :-P

  

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# 0314

Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
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Up


Up


Up


Up


Up

Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!

  

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# 0313

Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!

  

Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye,

ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai,

Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.

  

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# 0390

Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye

  

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Aaina Kehta Hai,
Kehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha..

Tu Abhi Tak Zinda Hai??
Rehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. :-D

  

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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

  

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Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

  

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1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

  

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Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?

Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo

Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D

  

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Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

  

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If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.

  

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Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !

  

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Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine

  

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

  

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  

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Married men live longer than single men do,
but,
married men are a lot more willing to die.

  

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Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

  

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

  

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Next generation LKG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,

  

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Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend

  

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Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh